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[themaidenschild]

[Men is walking back from training, carrying a huge red fish who he's giving a stern talking to.]

I can't believe that after all of this 'Tackle' is the only thing you can fight with.

Karp?

You're never going to be strong if you don't put more effort into it.

Kaaarp~ [It rubs against him.]

Don't do that. Is this really the best you're ever going to ge- HEY!

[Out of nowhere a small Drifloon appears, wrapping its strings around him and lifting the little boy up into the air, causing him to drop the Magikarp to the floor.]

Hey! Put me down! Release me! Let go dammit!

[No such luck. Even with Men's thrashing the Drifloon still makes off with the small Shaman.]

Flooon!

Karp! Karp! 

Hana! Dammit, attack! Do something!

[In a flash of light Hana the Magikarp evolves into a giant Gyarados.]

What the...

[Drifloon floats away with Men, with Hana the Gyarados following in close pursuit.]

Comments

[leafking.livejournal.com]

You don't see that every day.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

Don't just stand there, where ever you are!

[leafking.livejournal.com]

Do you realize how far away I am from you?

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

At the moment. No, I don't.

Careful! Don't drop me from this height!

Floon?

[leafking.livejournal.com]

It took nearly a week to get where I am right now.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a slow walker.

[leafking.livejournal.com]

[He knows he should perhaps be slightly annoyed, if anything, but the fact that Men is just... Dangling there in the air curteousy of a drifloon is hilarious.]

Am I now?

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

[This is not funny, Hao! Even if my legs are kicking about in the air in a funny fashion.]

If you were any slower people would mistake you for Yoh.

[leafking.livejournal.com]

Oh, now that is harsh. If I recall correctly, not only was I the first one to get my badge, I'm also the only one going to the next town currently.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

We were being held up by your brother.

[leafking.livejournal.com]

And you wonder why I left.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

I thought perhaps you'd been sent away.

[leafking.livejournal.com]

Ah, if only I was so lucky.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

I mean from the group.

[The rustle of the strong winds mess up his mic for a moment before it returns to normal.]

By Hana's mother.

[leafking.livejournal.com]

Like Anna could make me do anything.

[She could. She got Hao to travel with them in the first place. :|]

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

[Mutters something under his breath before Drifloom loses its grip for a moment and Men scrambles to hold onto it before it manages to regain said grip.]

[leafking.livejournal.com]

Do try to be careful. I do not believe Tao would enjoy having his son fall and break his neck.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

Oh, be qui- [Men suddenly drops from view and the Drifloon is left looking confused and holding his communicator and blazer before flailing and diving after the falling Shaman.]

Floon! Floon!

[leafking.livejournal.com]

[Silently, Hao counts down in his head.]

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

[After a few seconds Drifloon has ahold of him again, catching Men before he get too close to the ground.]

Idiot, be more careful!

Floooooon...

Just put me down, now!

[666doc.livejournal.com]

Get yourself a revolver, missy.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

What revolver?

Wait... 'Missy'?

[666doc.livejournal.com]

Eeeh. Guess I got that one wrong.

I don't know. They've got to be somewhere. Try your daddy's linen closet or something.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

You thought I was a girl?!

We don't use guns and I already had my fathers old weapon. Before this place took it off me.

[666doc.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Ehhh, take it as a compliment. You're passable for either. That is a superb feat.

"Had."

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

B-Bastard...

This place took our weapons away.

[666doc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Get over it you big baby.

So buy yourself some new ones. Are the people here REALLY that daft?