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[themaidenschild]

[Men is rushing back to Violet after an evenings training.]

Papa! Something happened to Tai and she's gotten alot stronger! I need to show you-

[There's a call of 'kaaaaarp' from behind him. Confused, Men glances about as more calls mixed with slapping sounds can be heard. He turns around and looks down to reveal some useless fish flailing about on the floor.]

...

What the hell is this pathetic thing doing following me?

[ooc; Feel free to come up and taunt him for his catch~]

Comments

[usedmegakick.livejournal.com]

It seemed girly and fluffy enough.

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

Wh-what did you say?!

[usedmegakick.livejournal.com]

I said it looked sissy enough to be named after you!

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHY YOU NAMED IT AFTER ME?!

[Fuming, curls his hand into a fist, looking ready to storm over and punch Hana right in the face. But he has a better idea.]

Fine! If you want it that way! [Pulls another Pokeball from his belt.] Then pay attention!

[usedmegakick.livejournal.com]

To what, you being a girl?

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

GAAAAH! [After his noise of anger he hurls the Pokeball at the forgotten Magikarp. Of course, it's captured with ease.]

YOU SEE THAT PATHETIC THING? [Points to the ball that Tai has rushed over to pick up.] IT'S CALLED HANA! HANA! BECAUSE IT'S USELESS AND STUPID, JUST LIKE YOU!

[usedmegakick.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! YOU'RE THE USELESS ONE, SHORTY!

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

Yell all you want!

[Pulls out his Pokedex and holds it out to show Hana.]

It can't be changed now! That useless fish is named after you!

[usedmegakick.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, hey Men.

KICK TO THE FACE.]

[themaidenschild.livejournal.com]

[Not likely! DODGE!

Thankyou years of martial arts training.]

[usedmegakick.livejournal.com]

[SCREW THE POKEMON.

THIS IS PERSONAL.

COME ON, ONE ON ONE, MAN TO WOMAN!]